winter is great because I can always wear huge sweaters and nobody has to know if I’m wearing a bra or not
this whole being alive all of the time thing is getting to be a little ridiculous.
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police
I don’t understand this aesthetic.
neither do the police
American Horror Story, Season 1
(Probably my favorite quote from the entire series.)
The Devil is real. And he’s not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. ‘Cause he’s a fallen angel, and he used to be God’s favorite.
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident